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Funny golf jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny golf jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about golf are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about golf! LoL!

How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
The only problem with golf is…
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When is the course too wet to play golf?
Where do ghosts play golf?
Why can’t aliens play golf in space?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?

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