Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny golf jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about golf are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about golf! LoL!
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: FORE!
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
The only problem with golf is…
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?Answer: Fore-get-me-nots.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?Answer: Any birdie will do.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?Answer: The Bogeyman
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?Answer: When it’s been sliced.
When is the course too wet to play golf?Answer: When your golf cart capsizes.
Where do ghosts play golf?Answer: On a golf corpse.
Why can’t aliens play golf in space?Answer: Too many black holes.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?Answer: He was perfecting his swing!
Why did the golfer need new socks?Answer: Because there was a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?Answer: In case he got a hole in one.
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?Answer: He screamed with every swing.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?Answer: He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
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