Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny monkey jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about monkey are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about monkey! LoL!
How do you catch a monkey?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a banana.
How do you make toast in the jungle?Answer: Put it under a Grilla.
Monkey see. Monkey do.
What did the monkey say to the banana?Answer: Your Appealing
What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?Answer: Jungle bells, Jungle bells…
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?Answer: Jungle Bells!
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?Answer: Ape-rons!
What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?Answer: Sir!
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?Answer: A chipmonk
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?Answer: Anything you want… he can’t hear you!
What do you call a monkey with a wand?Answer: Hairy Potter!
What do you call an angry monkey?Answer: Furious George!
What happens when a monkey gets fleas?Answer: Lunch
What is a monkey’s favorite game?Answer: Hangman
What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?Answer: A monkey!
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