Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny superhero jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about superhero are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about superhero! LoL!
How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?Answer: The World Wide Web.
What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?Answer: Robin get in the car!
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?Answer: A bat mobile.
What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?Answer: Stop bugging me!
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?Answer: Tell him I can’t see him.
What do you call a bathroom Superhero?Answer: Flush Gordon
What do you call a computer superhero?Answer: A Screen Saver
What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?Answer: Wizard X
What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and a flashlight?Answer: Green Lantern
What does a super hero put in his drink?Answer: Just ice.
What does Spiderman do for a living?Answer: He’s a web designer!
What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?Answer: A Superbowl
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?Answer: Iron Bran!
What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?Answer: There is a Wayne delay!
What is a villain’s favorite part of the joke?Answer: The punch line!
Do you have a funny joke about superhero that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for kids.