Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny church jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about church are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about church! LoL!
How does a rabbi make coffee?Answer: Hebrews it!
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?Answer: Church
What do you call a pastor who rides a motorcycle?Answer: Rev
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?Answer: They have no organs.
Why did the sponge go to church?Answer: Because it was holy!
Why don't you fart in church?Answer: Because you have to sit in your pew.
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?Answer: Because they have no organs!
Why should you always be quiet in church?Answer: Because people might be sleeping!
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