Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny skeleton jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about skeleton are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about skeleton! LoL!
How did skeletons send mail in the old days?Answer: The bony express!
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?Answer: He could feel it in his bones.
How do skeletons say hello?Answer: Bonejour
How does a skeleton call his friends?Answer: On the tele-bone.
What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?Answer: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?Answer: Spare ribs
What did the skeleton order for dinner?Answer: Spare ribs!
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?Answer: I love every bone in your body!
What do a skeleton and ghost have in common?Answer: You can see right through both of them!
What do bony people use to get into their homes?Answer: Skeleton keys
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?Answer: Bone appetite.
What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?Answer: Bonehead
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?Answer: A dead ringer.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?Answer: Lazy bones.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a skeleton?Answer: A bone constrictor
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