Funny skeleton jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny skeleton jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about skeleton are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about skeleton! LoL!

Showing all 36 skeleton jokes for kids

How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
How do skeletons say hello?
How does a skeleton call his friends?
What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
What did the skeleton order for dinner?

More skeleton jokes for kids below

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
What do a skeleton and ghost have in common?
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
What do you get if you cross a snake with a skeleton?
What does a skeleton say before dinner?
What famous Spanish city do skeletons like to visit?
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
What pets do skeletons fear the most?
What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway?
Why are skeletons so relaxed?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Why didn’t the skeleton use a towel after he took a shower?
Why do skeletons hate the winter?
Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

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