Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny skeleton jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about skeleton are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about skeleton! LoL!
How did skeletons send mail in the old days?Answer: The bony express!
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?Answer: He could feel it in his bones.
How do skeletons say hello?Answer: Bonejour
How does a skeleton call his friends?Answer: On the tele-bone.
What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?Answer: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?Answer: Spare ribs
What did the skeleton order for dinner?Answer: Spare ribs!
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?Answer: I love every bone in your body!
What do a skeleton and ghost have in common?Answer: You can see right through both of them!
What do bony people use to get into their homes?Answer: Skeleton keys
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?Answer: Bone appetite.
What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?Answer: Bonehead
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?Answer: A dead ringer.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?Answer: Lazy bones.
What do you get if you cross a snake with a skeleton?Answer: A bone constrictor
What does a skeleton say before dinner?Answer: Bone appetit!
What famous Spanish city do skeletons like to visit?Answer: Lis-bone!
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?Answer: A trombone.
What pets do skeletons fear the most?Answer: Dogs!
What song do skeleton bikers ride to?Answer: Bone to be wild.
What was the skeletons favorite rock band?Answer: The Grateful Dead.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?Answer: A bone-zai tree.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?Answer: Sherlock Bones
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?Answer: No body.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway?Answer: Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Why are skeletons so relaxed?Answer: Nothing gets under their skin.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?Answer: They have no organs.
Why did the skeleton climb a tree?Answer: Because a dog was after his bones!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?Answer: Because it had to go to the Body Shop!
Why didn't the skeleton dance?Answer: Because he had no body to dance with!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?Answer: Because he had nobody to dance with!
Why didn’t the skeleton use a towel after he took a shower?Answer: Because he was already bone dry.
Why do skeletons hate the winter?Answer: Because the cold goes right through them.
Why do skeletons like to drink milk?Answer: Because milk is so good for the bones!
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?Answer: They only run a skeleton service.
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?Answer: Because they have no organs!
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