Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fart jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fart are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fart! LoL!
What did the poo say to the fart?Answer: You blow me away!
What do you get when the Queen of England farts?Answer: A noble gas.
What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?Answer: He farted rainbows.
What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?Answer: Tear gas.
What is invisible and smells of worms?Answer: A bird’s fart.
What's the definition of a surprise?Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?Answer: A fart of a monkey.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?Answer: Bunny farts
Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?Answer: Because they didn’t have any Windows.
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
Why do farts stink?Answer: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Why do you have to watch out for ninjas farts?Answer: They’re silent — but deadly.
Why don't you fart in church?Answer: Because you have to sit in your pew.
Wow, did you just fart?Answer: Because you totally blew me away.
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