Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sleep jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sleep are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sleep! LoL!Back to Activity
How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?Answer: Sleep at night.
How do you know when someone is sleeping like a log?Answer: When you hear them sawing.
What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?Answer: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?Answer: A dino-snore!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?Answer: A piZZZZZZa.
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?Answer: A stega-snore-us.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?Answer: Find somewhere an else to sleep!
What’s another name for a sleeping bag?Answer: A nap sack.
Where do books sleep?Answer: Under their covers!
Where do dolphins sleep?Answer: In water beds.
Where do Fortniters sleep?Answer: In a nite fort!
Where do roses sleep at night?Answer: In their flowerbed.
Where does a librarian sleep?Answer: Between the covers!
Where does a mermaid sleep?Answer: A waterbed.
Where does a spy sleep?Answer: Undercover!
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