Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny halloween jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about halloween are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about halloween! LoL!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?Answer: So long sucker
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?Answer: They all get in the bat tub.
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?Answer: Send your name, address and blood group.
What did the vampire say at the blood bank?Answer: I’d like to make a withdrawal
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?Answer: Ghoulash
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?Answer: A coffin break.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?Answer: A blood hound.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?Answer: Winnie the Boo!
What does a bird say at Halloween?Answer: Twick or tweet.
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?Answer: Trick-or-feet
What don’t people like vampires?Answer: Because they suck!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?Answer: Boo-berries
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?Answer: Neck-tarines.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?Answer: A spooKEY.
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