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Funny halloween jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny halloween jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about halloween are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about halloween! LoL!

Showing jokes 1 to 15 of 26 halloween jokes for kids

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
What did the vampire say at the blood bank?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

More halloween jokes for kids below

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?
What does a bird say at Halloween?
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?
What don’t people like vampires?
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
What is the emptiest holiday?

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