Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dog jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dog are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dog! LoL!Back to Animal
How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?Answer: By its bark!
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving?Answer: Tell him to come bark in the front seat!
How does a dog stop a video?Answer: By hitting the paws button!
What bone will a dog never eat?Answer: A trombone.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?Answer: Long time no flea!
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?Answer: Well, doggone!
What did the dog say on New Year’s?Answer: Woof
What did the dog say to the elephant?Answer: Woof
What did the dog say to the flea?Answer: Quit bugging me!
What do you call a dog magician?Answer: A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?Answer: A blood hound.
What do you call a dog that can tell time?Answer: A watch dog!
What do you call a dog that tells the time?Answer: A watch-dog!
What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?Answer: A hot dog
What do you call a magic dog?Answer: A Labracadabrador.
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