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Funny vampire jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vampire jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vampire are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vampire! LoL!

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
What did the vampire say at the blood bank?
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
What do vampires cross the sea in?
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What does a vampire's call his sweetheart?
What don’t people like vampires?

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