Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vampire jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vampire are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vampire! LoL!
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?Answer: He starts coffin!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?Answer: So long sucker
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?Answer: They all get in the bat tub.
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?Answer: Send your name, address and blood group.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?Answer: Frost-bite!
What did the vampire say at the blood bank?Answer: I’d like to make a withdrawal
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Answer: Blood oranges.
What do vampires cross the sea in?Answer: Blood vessels.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?Answer: A coffin break.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?Answer: A blood hound.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?Answer: A blood test!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite!
What does a vampire's call his sweetheart?Answer: His ghoul-friend!
What don’t people like vampires?Answer: Because they suck!
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