Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny elephant jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about elephant are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about elephant! LoL!
Do elephants snore?Answer: Only when they're asleep.
How can you tell elephants love to travel?Answer: They always pack their own trunk!
How do elephants talk to each other long distance?Answer: On the elephone.
How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?Answer: By the big E on his pyjamas.
How do you know there is an elephant in the fridge?Answer: The door won’t shut!
What did the dog say to the elephant?Answer: Woof
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you a ton.
What do elephants have that no other animal does?Answer: Baby elephants.
What do elephants smell like after taking a bath?Answer: Wet elephants.
What do you call an elephant riding on the school bus?Answer: A passenger.
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Answer: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of Memory
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of memory!
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?Answer: A very nervous postman.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?Answer: Mashed potatoes
What do you give a seasick elephant?Answer: Plenty of room!
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?Answer: Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
What game do ants play with elephants?Answer: Squash
What is the biggest ant in the world?Answer: Elephant
What is the biggest type of ant?Answer: An eleph-ant.
What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?Answer: His shadow.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?Answer: Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?Answer: Time to get a new watch!
What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?Answer: Time to get a new skateboard.
What's big and grey with horns?Answer: An elephant marching band!
What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?Answer: Get out of its way!
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?Answer: Squash
What’s as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?Answer: An elephant’s shadow.
What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?Answer: Eleafant
What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?Answer: Slow Clowns.
What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?Answer: Bananas are yellow.
Where do baby elephants come from?Answer: Huge storks!
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?Answer: Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why do elephants never forget?Answer: Because nobody ever tells them anything.
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?Answer: To hide in the tall, tall grass.
Why don’t elephants use computers?Answer: Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
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