Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny elephant jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about elephant are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about elephant! LoL!
Do elephants snore?Answer: Only when they're asleep.
How can you tell elephants love to travel?Answer: They always pack their own trunk!
How do elephants talk to each other long distance?Answer: On the elephone.
How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?Answer: By the big E on his pyjamas.
How do you know there is an elephant in the fridge?Answer: The door won’t shut!
What did the dog say to the elephant?Answer: Woof
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you a ton.
What do elephants have that no other animal does?Answer: Baby elephants.
What do elephants smell like after taking a bath?Answer: Wet elephants.
What do you call an elephant riding on the school bus?Answer: A passenger.
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Answer: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of Memory
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of memory!
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?Answer: A very nervous postman.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?Answer: Mashed potatoes