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Funny pea jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pea jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pea are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pea! LoL!

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How many peas are there in a pint?
If you had 5 oranges in one hand and 5 pears in the other hand what would you have?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
What do you call an angry pea?
What vegetables to librarians like?
Why is a pea small and green?

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