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How did the winter squash pay for things?Answer: It used pumpkin bread.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?Answer: Go bungee gourd jumping.
What do you call a gourd’s family members?Answer: Pump-kin
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?Answer: Gourdgeous
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?Answer: A life-gourd.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?Answer: Squash
What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?Answer: That was filling.
What is black, white, orange, and waddles?Answer: A penguin with a pumpkin.
What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin Pi.
What kind of gourd grows on trees?Answer: Plumkins
What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?Answer: Broomstick pie tastes gross.
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?Answer: Pumpkin Spice.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?Answer: The Crossing Gourd
Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?Answer: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?Answer: They have no hands to knock on the door.
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?Answer: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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