Funny pumpkin jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pumpkin jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pumpkin are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pumpkin! LoL!

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How did the winter squash pay for things?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?
What do you call a gourd’s family members?
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?

More pumpkin jokes for kids below

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
What is black, white, orange, and waddles?
What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
What kind of gourd grows on trees?
What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?

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