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Funny tomato jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tomato jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tomato are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tomato! LoL!

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How do you fix a broken pizza?
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
What did the big tomato say to the slow little tomato walking down the road?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?

More tomato jokes for kids below

What did the traffic light say to the tomato crossing?
What's red and goes up and down?
What’s a tomato’s favorite dance?
Why did the tomato blush?
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Why is a pea small and green?
Why is a tomato round and red?
Why was the tomato blushing?

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