Funny vegetable jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetable jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vegetable are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vegetable! LoL!

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?
What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
What is a table you can eat?
What is black, white, green and bumpy?
What is long, green and slowly turning red?

More vegetable jokes for kids below

What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
What kind of table can you eat?
What vegetables to librarians like?
What vegetables to librarians like?
What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art?
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
What’s Postman Pat’s favourite herb?
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Why did the carrot blush?
Why did the tomato blush?
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Why was the cucumber mad?

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