Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetable jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vegetable are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vegetable! LoL!
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?Answer: Keeps everyone away.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?Answer: A plump-kin!
What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?Answer: Tear gas.
What is a table you can eat?Answer: A vegetable!
What is black, white, green and bumpy?Answer: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
What is long, green and slowly turning red?Answer: A cucumber holding its breath!
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli!
What kind of table can you eat?Answer: A vege-table,
What vegetables to librarians like?Answer: Quiet peas.
What vegetables to librarians like?Answer: Quiet peas.
What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?Answer: Squash
What’s Postman Pat’s favourite herb?Answer: Parcel-y
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Answer: Vegetarians
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?Answer: The Crossing Gourd
Why did the cabbage win the race?Answer: Because it was ahead!
Why did the carrot blush?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato blush?Answer: It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Answer: Because its got heart.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why was the cucumber mad?Answer: Because it was in a pickle!
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