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Funny carrot jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny carrot jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about carrot are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about carrot! LoL!

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How do you make gold soup?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Why did the carrot blush?
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?

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