Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny carrot jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about carrot are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about carrot! LoL!Back to Food
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?Answer: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
How do you make gold soup?Answer: Put in 14 carrots.
Do you carrot all about me?!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?Answer: Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?Answer: It’s been nice gnawing you!
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?Answer: Do you smell carrots too?
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Answer: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?Answer: Bunny farts
Why did the carrot blush?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?Answer: It was a carrot cake.
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?Answer: It helps them sea better!
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?Answer: Because it tastes like boogers.
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