Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny color jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about color are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about color! LoL!
Back to EntertainmentHow can you tell which rabbits are getting old?Answer: Look for the grey hares
Mr. green lives in the green house, Mr. blue lives in a blue house, Mr. purple lives in a purple house. Who lives in the white house?Answer: The president
What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?Answer: Neither, they both burn shorter
What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?Answer: Because they’re green!
What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?Answer: Don’t use that tone with me.
What is a cat’s favorite color?Answer: Purrr-ple.
What is a pig’s favorite color?Answer: MaHOGany
What is Aquaman's favorite color?Answer: Aquamarine
What is black and white and goes round and round?Answer: A penguin in a tumble dryer.
What is black, white, green and bumpy?Answer: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
What is green, white, and red all over?Answer: A sun burnt elf.
What is long, green and slowly turning red?Answer: A cucumber holding its breath!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?Answer: A sad candy cane.
What is the color of the wind?Answer: Blew
What kind of ant can you colour with?Answer: A crayant!
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?Answer: Neither, candles always burn shorter!
What's black and white and red all over?Answer: A sunburned zebra.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?Answer: A penguin rolling down a hill.
What's black, white and red all over?Answer: A penguin with a sunburn!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
What's red and goes up and down?Answer: A tomato in an elevator.
What’s green and smells like blue paint?Answer: Green paint!
What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?Answer: Bananas are yellow.
When do you go at red and stop at green?Answer: When you're eating a watermelon.
Why are so many leprechauns florists?Answer: They have green thumbs!
Why did the paintbrush use the paint?Answer: Because it was his color!
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?Answer: He was going as a banana!
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?Answer: To hide in the tall, tall grass.
Why is a pea small and green?Answer: Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato!
Why is a tomato round and red?Answer: Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?Answer: Because he eats a lot of honey!
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