Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny history jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about history are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about history! LoL!Back to Building
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?Answer: Shocked
How did the Vikings send secret messages?Answer: By norse code!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?Answer: Nothing. He was too shocked to speak.
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?Answer: The same middle name!
What is the fruitiest subject at school?Answer: History, because it's full of dates!
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?Answer: Troy Story
What “bus” crossed the ocean?Answer: Columbus
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?Answer: On their feet
Why aren't you doing well in history?Answer: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!
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