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Funny ocean jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny ocean jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about ocean are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about ocean! LoL!

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How did the lobster get to the ocean?
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
What did the sea say to the penguin?
What do vampires cross the sea in?
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
What kind of hair do oceans have?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What “bus” crossed the ocean?
When does the Arctic ocean have no water?
Where do mummies go swimming?
Where is the ocean the deepest?
Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
Who keeps the ocean clean?

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