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How do mathematicians eat ice cream?Answer: In a CONE.
How does a cow do math?Answer: With a cow-culator!
How many grams of protein are in an sweet potato pi?Answer: 3.14159265…
What did the triangle say to the circle?Answer: You’re pointless!
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?Answer: A mathemachicken!
What does a mermaid wear to math class?Answer: An algae-bra, naturally.
What does a mermaid wear to maths class?Answer: An alge-bra.
What is a fish’s favorite subject?Answer: Algaebra
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?Answer: Pi
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer: Summer!
What is Owl’s favorite school subject?Answer: Owlgebra.
What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin Pi.
What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?Answer: Algebras
What was the tree’s favorite school subject?Answer: Treegonometree
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?Answer: Sum-mer
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?Answer: Figure skating.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?Answer: Times Square
Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?Answer: Times Square
Which species of snake loves math?Answer: A Pi-thon!
Why are math textbooks always stressed?Answer: They deal with so many problems.
Why did the math problem look so sad?Answer: Because of all its problems.
Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?Answer: Because seven ate nine.
Why was the math book crying?Answer: It had lots of problems!
Why was the mathematics book sad?Answer: It had too many problems!
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