Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny **math jokes for kids** of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about math are **clean and safe for children** of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about math! LoL!

How do mathematicians eat ice cream?Answer:In a CONE.

How does a cow do math?Answer:With a cow-culator!

How many grams of protein are in an sweet potato pi?Answer:3.14159265…

What did the triangle say to the circle?Answer:You’re pointless!

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?Answer:A mathemachicken!

What does a mermaid wear to math class?Answer:An algae-bra, naturally.

What does a mermaid wear to maths class?Answer:An alge-bra.

What is a fish’s favorite subject?Answer:Algaebra

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?Answer:Pi

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer:Summer!

What is Owl’s favorite school subject?Answer:Owlgebra.

What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?Answer:Pumpkin Pi.

What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?Answer:Algebras

What was the tree’s favorite school subject?Answer:Treegonometree

What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?Answer:Sum-mer

What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?Answer:Figure skating.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?Answer:Times Square

Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?Answer:Times Square

Which species of snake loves math?Answer:A Pi-thon!

Why are math textbooks always stressed?Answer:They deal with so many problems.

Why did the math problem look so sad?Answer:Because of all its problems.

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?Answer:Because seven ate nine.

Why was the math book crying?Answer:It had lots of problems!

Why was the mathematics book sad?Answer:It had too many problems!

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