Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny teacher jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about teacher are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about teacher! LoL!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement!
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?Answer: A blood test!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?Answer: Pi
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer: Summer!
What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?Answer: Algebras
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Answer: Lots of blood tests!
What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?Answer: Synonym Grahams
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?Answer: Getting lost.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?Answer: Times Square
Why aren't you doing well in history?Answer: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!
Why did the boy eat his homework?Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the dog do so well in school?Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!
Why did the puppy do so well at school?Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!
Why did the student eat his homework?Answer: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?Answer: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.