Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny school jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about school are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about school! LoL!Back to Building
Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?Answer: Me neither
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?Answer: She nailed it.
How do bees get to school?Answer: They take the school buzz, of course!
How do you catch a whole school of fish?Answer: With bookworms.
How do you get a surfer to school on time?Answer: Tell him the waves are crappy.
How many books did you finish over the summer?Answer: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.
What are the smartest animals?Answer: Fish, because they stay in schools.
What candies do you find at school?Answer: Smarties, Nerds, and Dum-Dums!
What did the buffalo say when his son left to go to school?Answer: Bison
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement!
What do elves learn in school?Answer: The elf-abet.
What do insects learn at school?Answer: Mothmatics
What do trees like to study in school?Answer: Chemistree
What do you call a cheerful flea?Answer: A hop-timist!
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?Answer: Pointless!
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