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Funny alphabet jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny alphabet jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about alphabet are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about alphabet! LoL!

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How many letters are in the alphabet?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
What do elves learn in school?
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
What flies around the school at night?
What has more letters than the alphabet?

More alphabet jokes for kids below

What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?
What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Why is B very cool?

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