Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny alphabet jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about alphabet are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about alphabet! LoL!Back to Building
How many letters are in the alphabet?Answer: There are 11 letters in ‘the alphabet’!
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?Answer: There are 18. Three in ‘the’, seven in ‘English’ and eight in ‘alphabet’.
What do elves learn in school?Answer: The elf-abet.
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?Answer: The elf-abet
What has more letters than the alphabet?Answer: The post office.
What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?Answer: The Q
What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?Answer: Alphabet (26 letters).
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?Answer: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?Answer: E, because it’s always in bed!
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?Answer: Because they spend years at C!
Why is B very cool?Answer: Because it is sitting in the AC!