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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?Answer: A Minnie van!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?Answer: He wanted to visit Pluto!
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?Answer: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?Answer: Because Donald ducked.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?Answer: He was having Disney spells!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?Answer: He was looking for his buddy Pluto.
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