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Funny vacation jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vacation jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vacation are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vacation! LoL!

How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Where did the ghost go on vacation?
Where did the pencil go for vacation?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Where do sheep go on vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?

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