Funny doctor jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny doctor jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about doctor are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about doctor! LoL!

Showing all 25 doctor jokes for kids

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
What did my doctor say to do after I stepped on a LEGO?
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?
What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?

More doctor jokes for kids below

Where did the duck go when he felt sick?
Where does a ship go when it’s not feeling well?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
Why did Sonic go to the doctor?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the bird go to the doctor?
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Why did the man bring his motorcycle to the doctor?
Why did the paintbrush see a doctor?
Why did the robot go to the doctor?
Why did the rope go to the doctor?
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
Why was the doctor angry?

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