Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny doctor jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about doctor are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about doctor! LoL!
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?Answer: Keeps everyone away.
What did my doctor say to do after I stepped on a LEGO?Answer: Just block out the pain…
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?Answer: I need to go to the dock.
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?Answer: It’s a terminal illness
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?Answer: Tell him I can’t see him.
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?Answer: Cairo-practor.
What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?Answer: Plastic surgery
Where did the duck go when he felt sick?Answer: To his ducktor.
Where does a ship go when it’s not feeling well?Answer: To see the dock-tor.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?Answer: He was having Disney spells!
Why did Sonic go to the doctor?Answer: Because he had the runs.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well.
Why did the bird go to the doctor?Answer: To get his tweetment.
Why did the clown go to the doctor?Answer: He felt a little funny.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?Answer: It had a virus.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Answer: Because he felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?Answer: Because he felt crummy!
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?Answer: He kept seeing spots!
Why did the doctor lose his temper?Answer: Because he didn't have any patients!
Why did the man bring his motorcycle to the doctor?Answer: For a fuel injection.
Why did the paintbrush see a doctor?Answer: It had a stroke!
Why did the robot go to the doctor?Answer: She had a virus!
Why did the rope go to the doctor?Answer: It had a knot in its stomach.
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Answer: He was feeling chilled!
Why was the doctor angry?Answer: He had no patience!
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