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How do astronauts pay for coffee?Answer: The use starbucks.
How do astronauts serve dinner?Answer: On flying saucers.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?Answer: You rocket!
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: None, astronomers aren't scared of the dark.
What did the astronaut say to the 3-headed alien?Answer: Hello. Hello. Hello.
What did the librarian say to the astronaut?Answer: Find space for a book.
What do astronaut eat their dinner on?Answer: Flying Saucers
What do you call a crazy man in space?Answer: An astro-nut!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is an astronaut's favorite music?Answer: Space rock
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is an astronauts favorite snack?Answer: Space Chips.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother’s Day?Answer: Mars bars.
What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner?Answer: Launch…
What was Buzz Aldrin’s favorite chocolate?Answer: A Mars bar
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