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Funny astronaut jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny astronaut jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about astronaut are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about astronaut! LoL!

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How do astronauts pay for coffee?
How do astronauts serve dinner?
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
What did the astronaut say to the 3-headed alien?
What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
What do astronaut eat their dinner on?

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What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother’s Day?
What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner?
What was Buzz Aldrin’s favorite chocolate?

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