Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny space jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about space are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about space! LoL!
Back to NatureHow do you know when the moon has enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full.
How far can you see on a clear day?Answer: 150 million kilometres, from here to the Sun.
What did one shooting star say to the other?Answer: Pleased to meteor.
What did the librarian say to the astronaut?Answer: Find space for a book.
What did the martians wear to Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Space suits.
What did Venus say to Saturn?Answer: Give me a ring sometime!
What do aliens wear to weddings?Answer: Space suits!
What do planets like to read?Answer: Comet books!
What do space cows say?Answer: Mooooo-n.
What do you call a crazy man in space?Answer: An astro-nut!
What do you call a pan spinning through space?Answer: An unidentified frying object.
What do you call a wizard in space?Answer: A flying saucer-er.
What do you call a wizard who comes from outer space?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?Answer: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!
What do you give an alien?Answer: Some space!
Do you have a funny joke about space that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for kids.
