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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full.
How far can you see on a clear day?Answer: 150 million kilometres, from here to the Sun.
What did one shooting star say to the other?Answer: Pleased to meteor.
What did the librarian say to the astronaut?Answer: Find space for a book.
What did the martians wear to Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Space suits.
What did Venus say to Saturn?Answer: Give me a ring sometime!
What do aliens wear to weddings?Answer: Space suits!
What do planets like to read?Answer: Comet books!
What do space cows say?Answer: Mooooo-n.
What do you call a crazy man in space?Answer: An astro-nut!
What do you call a pan spinning through space?Answer: An unidentified frying object.
What do you call a wizard in space?Answer: A flying saucer-er.
What do you call a wizard who comes from outer space?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?Answer: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!
What do you give an alien?Answer: Some space!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is an alien’s favorite website?Answer: Space-book!
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer?Answer: The space bar!
What is an astronaut's favorite music?Answer: Space rock
What is an astronauts favorite snack?Answer: Space Chips.
What is the center of gravity?Answer: The letter V
What kind of bee goes into space?Answer: Buzz Aldrin
What kind of music do planets sing?Answer: Neptunes.
What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?Answer: You have to planet.
Whats the astronauts favorite part of the computer?Answer: The space bar
When do astronauts eat?Answer: At launch time
Where do Martians get their eggs?Answer: From the little green hen!
Where would an astronaut park his space ship?Answer: A parking meteor!
Which tennis player is really a space alien?Answer: Venus Williams
Why can’t astronauts play golf in outer space?Answer: Too many black holes.
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?Answer: Because it was full.
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?Answer: He was looking for his buddy Pluto.
Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?Answer: To clean up the cosmic dust.
Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?Answer: So he could do space crafts.
Why did the astronaut go on the Internet?Answer: To go inter space
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?Answer: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Why did the cow go to outer space?Answer: To visit the milky way.
Why is NASA so interested in light years?Answer: They have less calories…
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