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Does Mario's Kart need to eat?Answer: No, Mario Kart 8!
How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt?Answer: Dino-sore!
What did Wario name his art supply store?Answer: World of Wario Crafts
What do you get when you mix Luigi and Donald Trump?Answer: Wall-Luigi!
What is Mario's favourite play?Answer: Mamma Mia!
What's a Koopas favorite veggie?Answer: Shellery
What's the sequel to Mario Sunshine?Answer: Mario Sunburnt!
Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
Why couldn't Toad put an indoor pool in his house?Answer: It took up too mush-room!
Why did Mario cross the road?Answer: Because he couldn't find the warp zone!
Why did the two Boos team up to attack Mario?Answer: They wanted to give him a boo-boo!
Why doesn't Mario speak often?Answer: He has something stuck in his pipes!
Why is Toad invited to every party?Answer: He's a fun-gi!
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