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Does Mario's Kart need to eat?Answer: No, Mario Kart 8!
How can you get rich by eating?Answer: Eat fortune cookies.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full!
What bone will a dog never eat?Answer: A trombone.
What can you serve but should never eat?Answer: A tennis ball.
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?Answer: The dentist
What did the tiger eat after having his tooth pulled?Answer: The dentist!
What did the zombie say to the villager?Answer: Nice to eat you!
What do astronaut eat their dinner on?Answer: Flying Saucers
What do cats eat for breakfast?Answer: Mice Krispies.
What do frogs eat in the summer?Answer: Hopsicles
What do ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spook-etti
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?Answer: I Scream.
What do Italian wizards like to eat?Answer: Spaghetti with sorcerer.
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