Funny eat jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny eat jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about eat are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about eat! LoL!

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Does Mario's Kart need to eat?
How can you get rich by eating?
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
What bone will a dog never eat?
What can you serve but should never eat?
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?

More eat jokes for kids below

What did the tiger eat after having his tooth pulled?
What did the zombie say to the villager?
What do astronaut eat their dinner on?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
What do Italian wizards like to eat?
What do race car driver's eat?
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do you serve but not eat?
What does a dragon eat for a snack?
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
What does a shark eat for dinner?
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
What has four wheels and eats LEGO bricks?
What is a table you can eat?
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
What jam can't you eat?
What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?
What kind of table can you eat?
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal?
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What’s a shark’s favorite game?
When do astronauts eat?
When do you go at red and stop at green?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?
Why are frogs so happy?
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

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