Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny lunch jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about lunch are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about lunch! LoL!Back to Food
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?Answer: Stop for lunch.
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?Answer: Lunch and dinner!
What did the bully have for lunch?Answer: He had a knuckle sandwich!
What did the droid do at lunch time?Answer: Had a byte...
What do ducks have for lunch?Answer: Soup and quackers
What do penguins eat for lunch?Answer: Ice burg-ers!
What happens when a monkey gets fleas?Answer: Lunch
What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?Answer: An Iceberger!
What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner?Answer: Launch…
When do astronauts eat?Answer: At launch time
Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
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