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Did you hear about the Creeper-only party?Answer: It was a bast!
Do you hear about the Minecraft movie?Answer: It’s a blockbuster.
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?Answer: Sunblock
How do Minecraft players celebrate?Answer: They throw block parties!
How do minecraft players kill skeletons?Answer: With their bones and arrows!
How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?Answer: You Block their path.
How does Steve measure his house?Answer: In square feet!
How good is Minecraft?Answer: Top-Notch
What did Steve say to his girlfriend?Answer: I dig you.
What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?Answer: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
What did the Minecraft turkey say?Answer: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
What did the zombie say to the villager?Answer: Nice to eat you!
What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?Answer: BOOM-a-rangs
What is a creeper’s favorite subject?Answer: HisssSSSSStory
What is a pigman’s favorite cereal?Answer: Golden nuggets.
What is the national sport of Minecraft?Answer: Boxing
What kind of music does gold nuggets listen to?Answer: Hard rock
What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?Answer: Block parties.
What video game do gold hunters love to play?Answer: Minecraft
Where did the ghast go for his holiday?Answer: Nether-land
Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft?Answer: The streets are blocked off.
Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?Answer: Because he always starts at the End.
Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?Answer: It was blocked!
Why did the Creeper cross the road?Answer: To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the Enderman cross the road?Answer: He didn’t, he Teleported.
Why is the enderdragon bad at reading?Answer: Because he always starts at the end!
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