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How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?Answer: Very carefully.
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?Answer: You poke-em-on!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?Answer: Let’s rock!
What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window?Answer: Peek-at-choo!
What do Haunters eat for lunch?Answer: Boo-logna sandwiches
What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?Answer: Magic-cop
What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?Answer: A Slow-poke
What do you call a storm of Pokemon?Answer: A Pokemonsoon
What do you call Meowth’s reflection?Answer: A copycat
What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite.
What does Beartic like to eat?Answer: Bear-ittos!
What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?Answer: Pupperoni pizza
What Pokémon is the best eater?Answer: Pikachew
What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?Answer: Whale of Fortune
Which fruit do pokemon like most?Answer: Staryu fruit
Which Pokemon can be a pirate?Answer: Arrr-bok/Arrr-ceus
Which Pokemon can tell you the future?Answer: Pikahead
Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?Answer: Arrrrrr-bok
Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?Answer: Koffin’
Which Pokemon love to visit France?Answer: Paras
Which sci-fi movie do pokemon like the most?Answer: Staryu Wars
Why don't pokemon celebrate birthdays?Answer: They always pikachu er (PEEK AT YOUR) presents!
Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?Answer: Because they can’t catch it.
Why should you never shower with a pokemon?Answer: Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?Answer: Because of its bark!
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