Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mushroom jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mushroom are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mushroom! LoL!
Mushroom in there!
What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?Answer: You’re a fungi! (Fun guy)
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement!
What happens when one fungi marries another fungi?Answer: They become fungus!
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of mushroom
What room can no one enter?
What sort of room has no windows or doors?Answer: A mushroom
What’s the only room you can hide in so zombies can’t get you?Answer: A mushroom!
Where do mushrooms come from?Answer: Mushy rooms
Which room has no doors, no windows?
Why couldn't Toad put an indoor pool in his house?Answer: It took up too mush-room!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?Answer: Because he’s such a fungi!
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