Funny mushroom jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mushroom jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mushroom are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mushroom! LoL!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mush who?
Mushroom in there!
What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What happens when one fungi marries another fungi?
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?
What room can no one enter?
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What sort of room has no windows or doors?

More mushroom jokes for kids below

What’s the only room you can hide in so zombies can’t get you?
Where do mushrooms come from?
Which room has no doors, no windows?
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Why couldn't Toad put an indoor pool in his house?
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

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