Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sun jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sun are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sun! LoL!Back to Nature
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?Answer: Sunblock
How far can you see on a clear day?Answer: 150 million kilometres, from here to the Sun.
What do you call a sunburned librarian?Answer: Well red.
What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses?Answer: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?Answer: It gets wet!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?Answer: A coconut on vacation.
What is green, white, and red all over?Answer: A sun burnt elf.
What is the best day to go to the beach?Answer: Sunday, of course!
What kind of bath can you take without water?
What song do vampires hate?Answer: You are my sunshine!
What's black and white and red all over?Answer: A sunburned zebra.
What's black, white and red all over?Answer: A penguin with a sunburn!
What's the best day to go to the beach?Answer: Sunday
What's the sequel to Mario Sunshine?Answer: Mario Sunburnt!
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?Answer: He didn't want to peel!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognised!
Why did the sun go to school?Answer: To get brighter!
Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?Answer: Because her students were so bright!
Why do bananas use sun cream?Answer: Because they peel easily
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?Answer: Because it has a million degrees!
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