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Funny present jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny present jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about present are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about present! LoL!

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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Douglas Coupland
How do you know when Santa's in the room?
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
What job do mummies do during the holidays?
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
Who gives dogs Christmas presents?
Who gives presents to baby sharks?
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Why is Santa always so happy?

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