Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny shark jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about shark are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about shark! LoL!Back to Animal
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?Answer: Frostbite
What does a shark eat for dinner?Answer: Whatever it wants!
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
What kind of shark likes to gamble?Answer: A card shark
What should you do if you see a shark?Answer: Swim away
What’s a shark’s favorite game?Answer: Hide and go eat!
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?Answer: Shark Trek
Where can a fish borrow money?Answer: From a loan shark!
Where do sharks go on vacation?Answer: Fin-land.
Where does a fish go to borrow money?Answer: The loan shark
Which sharks do you find in heaven?Answer: Angel sharks
Who gives presents to baby sharks?Answer: Santa Jaws!
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?Answer: Santa Jaws!
Who is the most famous shark writer?Answer: William Sharkspeare
Why do sharks swim in salt water?Answer: Cause pepper water makes them sneeze!
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