Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mummy jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mummy are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mummy! LoL!
Did you hear about the angry mummy?Answer: He flipped his lid!
Did you hear about the tense mummy?Answer: He was all wound up!
Do mummies enjoy being mummies?Answer: Of corpse!
Do mummies like being mummies?Answer: Of corpse!
How do mummies hide?Answer: They use masking tape.
How do mummies tell their future?Answer: They read their horror-scope.
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?Answer: I want my mummy!
What did one pyramid say to the other?Answer: How’s your mummy!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?Answer: Mummy’s home!
What do mummies put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray
What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?Answer: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?Answer: Cairo-practor.
What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?Answer: He gets wrapped up in a good book!
What job do mummies do during the holidays?Answer: They’re gift wrappers.
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?Answer: Any old girl he can dig up!
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