Funny mummy jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mummy jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mummy are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mummy! LoL!

Showing all 33 mummy jokes for kids

Did you hear about the angry mummy?
Did you hear about the tense mummy?
Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
Do mummies like being mummies?
How do mummies hide?
How do mummies tell their future?
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

More mummy jokes for kids below

What did one pyramid say to the other?
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
What do mummies put in their hair?
What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?
What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?
What job do mummies do during the holidays?
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?
What kind of music do mummies like?
What kind of music does a mummy like best?
What was the mummy’s favorite football team?
When do mummies have breakfast?
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?
Where do baby mummies stay during the day?
Where do mummies go swimming?
Which is the most special Sunday in Egypt?
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
Why don’t mummies go on camping?
Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

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