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Funny santa jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny santa jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about santa are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about santa! LoL!

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Showing jokes 1 to 15 of 26 santa jokes for kids

How do you know when Santa's in the room?
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
What do call Santa when he stops moving?
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?
What do they call cowboy Santa?
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

More santa jokes for kids below

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is claustrophobia?
What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
What nationality is Santa Claus?

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