Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny santa jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about santa are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about santa! LoL!Back to Holiday
How do you know when Santa's in the room?Answer: You can sense his presents.
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?Answer: Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
What do call Santa when he stops moving?Answer: Santa Pause
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?Answer: The elf-abet
What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?Answer: Elf-abet soup.
What do they call cowboy Santa?Answer: Jolly rancher!
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?Answer: Santa Pause
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?Answer: A Christmas Quacker
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?Answer: Santa Clues!
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?Answer: Santa CLUES!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Answer: Claustrophobia
What is claustrophobia?Answer: A huge fear of Santa Claus.
What is the fear of Santa Claus called?Answer: Claustrophobia
What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?Answer: A Holly Davidson!
What nationality is Santa Claus?Answer: North Polish
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
What’s the best thing to give Santa for Christmas?Answer: A list of everything you want!
Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?Answer: Santa Floss.
Who gives presents to baby sharks?Answer: Santa Jaws!
Why did Santa go to music school?Answer: So he could improve his wrapping skills
Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?Answer: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why does Santa have a garden?Answer: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why does Santa work at the North Pole?Answer: Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!
Why is Santa always so happy?Answer: He likes to live in the present!
Why is Santa good at karate?Answer: He has a black belt.
Why is Santa so good at karate?Answer: Because he has a black belt!
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