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Funny cat jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cat jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cat are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cat! LoL!

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Mike: Please help me Mr. Magician! I am a very silly person!
Mike: Nobody likes me!
Mr. Magician: Abracadabra!
Mike (Who turns into a cat): Meow!
Mr. Magician: Now you can be as silly as you want and everyone will still love you.
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?
What did the banana say to the cat?
What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
What do you call a tornado full of cats?

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What is a cat's favorite song?
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What kind of car does a rich cat drive?

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