Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cat jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cat are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cat! LoL!Back to Animal
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Chocolate Mouse
What did the banana say to the cat?Answer: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!
What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?Answer: Catch ya later.
What do cats eat for breakfast?Answer: Mice Krispies.
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?Answer: Sandy claws.
What do you call a tornado full of cats?Answer: A Cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?Answer: A sour puss.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?Answer: Mice cream and cake!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?Answer: I don’t know, but you can step in a poodle.
What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?Answer: A witch with her cat!
What is a cat's favorite song?Answer: Three Blind Mice
What is a cat’s favorite color?Answer: Purrr-ple.
What kind of car does a rich cat drive?Answer: A Cat-illac
What makes more noise than a cat meowing outside your window?Answer: Seven cats meowing outside your window.
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?Answer: Chocolate mousse.
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