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How do Harley Davidson owners greet their parents?Answer: With hogs and kisses!
Howard you like a big kiss?
Jimmy a little kiss!
What did the snake give to his wife?Answer: A goodnight hiss!
What do cavemen give each other on Valentine's Day?Answer: Lots of ughs and kisses.
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Answer: Hog and kisses!
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?Answer: Third degree burns on your lips.
What do you get when you plant kisses?Answer: Tulips
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?Answer: Rugs and kisses.
What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?Answer: Tulips
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?Answer: Ouchy, mama!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?Answer: It’s a pain in the neck.
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