Funny kiss jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny kiss jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about kiss are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about kiss! LoL!

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How do Harley Davidson owners greet their parents?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
What did the snake give to his wife?
What do cavemen give each other on Valentine's Day?
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?

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