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Funny valentine's day jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny valentine's day jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about valentine's day are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about valentine's day! LoL!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
What did Frankenstien's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?
What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the Valentine card say to the mistletoe?
What do bees write in their Valentine's cards?
What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine's Day?

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