Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny valentine's day jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about valentine's day are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about valentine's day! LoL!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
What did Frankenstien's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?Answer: Be my Valenstein
What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?Answer: I love you a watt
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?Answer: Sherwood like to be your valentine.
What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?Answer: My heart beats for you.
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you a ton.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?Answer: A hug and a quiche!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?Answer: I find you very attractive.
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: Give me a little hiss.
What did the Valentine card say to the mistletoe?Answer: I'm lovesick
What do bees write in their Valentine's cards?Answer: Honey bee mine.
What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine's Day?Answer: Compass roses!
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