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Funny snake jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny snake jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about snake are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about snake! LoL!

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How do you measure a snake?
What did the python say to the viper?
What did the snake give to his wife?
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the snake say to the noisy children at the library?
What did the witch say to her crying pet snake?
What do snakes have on their bath towels?

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What do snakes use to cut paper?
What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

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