Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny flower jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about flower are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about flower! LoL!
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?Answer: Bring her flours.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?Answer: Fore-get-me-nots.
What did the bee say to the flower?Answer: Hello honey.
What did the big flower say to the little one?Answer: You’re really growing, bud!
What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine's Day?Answer: Compass roses!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?Answer: A power plant!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?Answer: Bicycle petals!
What do you get when you plant kisses?Answer: Tulips
What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?Answer: Tulips
What is a bee's favorite type of flower?Answer: A Bee-gonia
What is a frog's favorite flower?Answer: Croak-us!
What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles?Answer: Daffo-dills!
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?Answer: A tiger lily!
What kind of flower grows on your face?Answer: Tulips
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?Answer: Cauliflowers
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