Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny night jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about night are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about night! LoL!
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?Answer: It was a howling success!
How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?Answer: Sleep at night.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.
How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights?Answer: For just a short spell.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?Answer: Silent Night.
What dance can you see in the night sky?Answer: The moon walk!
What did the snake give to his wife?Answer: A goodnight hiss!
What do wolves do at midnight parties?Answer: They have a howling good time!
What do you call the longest night of the year?Answer: A fortnight
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?Answer: Cold cream!
What fish swims only at night?Answer: A starfish
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?Answer: The alpha-BAT.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?Answer: Starfish
What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?Answer: King Author!
What type of horses only go out at night?Answer: Nightmares!
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