Funny centipede jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny centipede jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about centipede are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about centipede! LoL!

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Showing all 6 centipede jokes for kids

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
Why was the father catepillar so angry?

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