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Funny football jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny football jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about football are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about football! LoL!

How do vampire footballers get the mud off?
What did the football coach say to the banker?
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?
What position does a robot play in football?
What was the mummy’s favorite football team?
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
Why was the pig ejected from the football game?

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