Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny turkey jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about turkey are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about turkey! LoL!Back to Animal
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?Answer: Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.
What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?Answer: Squash
What did the Minecraft turkey say?Answer: Cobble, cobble, cobble!
What did the turkey say to the computer?Answer: Google, google, google!
What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?Answer: They both have stuffing.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
What key won't open any door?Answer: A turkey
What kind of key has no lock?Answer: A turkey
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?Answer: A poultrygeist
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey trot.
What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?Answer: Take him out for ice cream!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The tur-key
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?Answer: The outside.
Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey because he’s already stuffed.
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!
Why did the heavy metal band steal the turkey?Answer: They needed the drumsticks!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?Answer: They suspected fowl play.
Why did the potatoes turn red?Answer: They saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: To get to thanksgiving
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.
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