Funny turkey jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny turkey jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about turkey are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about turkey! LoL!

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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?
What did the Minecraft turkey say?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
What key won't open any door?

More turkey jokes for kids below

What kind of key has no lock?
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Why did the heavy metal band steal the turkey?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
Why did the potatoes turn red?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

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