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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?Answer: Tenants
What do you call a 100 year old ant?Answer: Antique
What do you call a smart ant?Answer: Elegant
What do you call an ant from overseas?Answer: Important
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?Answer: Independant
What do you call an ant who sluffs school?Answer: Truant
What do you call an army ant?Answer: Militant
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?Answer: All sorts of antics!
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?Answer: Ant-chovies
What game do ants play with elephants?Answer: Squash
What is the biggest ant in the world?Answer: Elephant
What is the biggest type of ant?Answer: An eleph-ant.
What is the top ranking ant in the military?Answer: Lieutenant
What kind of ant can you colour with?Answer: A crayant!
What kind of ant is good at adding things up?Answer: Accountant
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