Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny chicken jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about chicken are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about chicken! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow did the frozen chicken cross the road?Answer: In a shopping bag.
Is chicken soup good for your health?Answer: Not if you're the chicken.
What day do chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What day to chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What did Snow White call her chicken?Answer: Egg White
What did the bad chicken lay?Answer: A deviled egg.
What do you call a chicken in a hot tub?Answer: Soup
What do you call a piece of gold who is afraid of the spiders?Answer: A chicken nugget.
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?Answer: An alarm cluck.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?Answer: An eggroll!
What is a spring chick after it is five months old?Answer: Six months old.
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?Answer: A battery hen!
What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?Answer: Poultree
What's the most musical part of the chicken?Answer: The drumstick
Where are chicks born?Answer: In Chick-cago.
Where do Martians get their eggs?Answer: From the little green hen!
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why did the cactus cross the road?Answer: Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
Why did the chicken cross the internet?Answer: To get to the other site!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
Why did the chicken join the band?Answer: Because he had the drumsticks!
Why did the chickens cross the road?Answer: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Why did the clown cross the road?Answer: To get his rubber chicken!
Why did the egg hide?Answer: Because she was a little chicken!
Why did the fox cross the road?Answer: To look for the chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken needed a day off.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the robot cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was out of order!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?Answer: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because there was a wolf waiting for him on the other side.
Why do chickens sit on eggs?Answer: Because they don’t have chairs!
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