Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny chicken jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about chicken are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about chicken! LoL!Back to Animal
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?Answer: In a shopping bag.
Is chicken soup good for your health?Answer: Not if you're the chicken.
What day do chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What day to chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What did Snow White call her chicken?Answer: Egg White
What did the bad chicken lay?Answer: A deviled egg.
What do you call a chicken in a hot tub?Answer: Soup
What do you call a piece of gold who is afraid of the spiders?Answer: A chicken nugget.
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?Answer: An alarm cluck.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?Answer: An eggroll!
What is a spring chick after it is five months old?Answer: Six months old.
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?Answer: A battery hen!
What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?Answer: Poultree
What's the most musical part of the chicken?Answer: The drumstick
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